i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
All of La Squadra’s outfits ranked from worst to best by a menswear fashion student.
Melone: What the hell is that suit even made of? Lycra? Latex? Whatever it is, it’s not safe for him to ride a motorcycle while wearing it. The cute and retro concentric circle pattern couldn’t even save it. Also, he needs to sue his barber.
Rating: -6/10
Illuso: I can’t tell if that outfit is padded, or if it’s quilted leather, and neither option is pleasant. The jacket would be approximately a million times better if it was just straight-up cropped rather than having the weird tummy-window. The pigtails are very cute, though.
Rating: 3/10
Formaggio: Actually a pretty solid outfit, other than the weirdly cut fishnet undershirt, but since he at least made an effort to match his arm-guards to it, I’m going to be lenient. Other than that, there’s nothing too out-there about it; some nice trousers, loafers, and a nice shirt with some cool studded detailing. A fun and casual outfit for a fun and casual member of La Squadra.
Rating: 5/10
Pesci: The man, the fish, the legend. Turning up to his first assassination gig wearing patterned footsie pyjamas and a midi-length, fur-trimmed gilet? Unconventional but iconic. The biceps are out for everyone to see and I am very into it. King of avante-garde casualwear. Unafraid to wear makeup. Really cool plant-like hairstyle. All in all, a very bold look.
Rating: 8/10
Ghiaccio: Cool. Casual. Practical. LOVE the off-centre jacket closure, and the spiky hemline is reminiscent of icicles which is very theme-appropriate. The baggy striped pants are very nice but the best part of the outfit is that time was taken to match the red sneakers to the red glasses. An outfit that tries to be both fashionable and functional and succeeds on both counts. I wish we got to see more of it.
Rating: 8.5/10
Risotto Nero: Absolute goth KING. The midi-length coat belted at the waist? Forgoing a shirt and opting for a harness/straps instead? The straight-up fact that he can wear horizontal stripes because nothing at all on God’s green earth could EVER make those legs look less than 5ft long? Loafers without socks? The custom hat? I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point. The fact that this look from 1997 is STILL cool today (it’s VERY Ann Demeulemeester / Philipp Plein / Lui Iarocheski) is testament to Ris’ status as an icon.
Rating: 10/10
Prosciutto: HELLO?! HELLO?!?!?! That wide-collared, half-open mustard yellow shirt, paired with that deep blackberry-coloured suit is GORGEOUS. The pinstriped/chevron detailing is GORGEOUS. The choker is GORGEOUS. The shoes are GORGEOUS. This outfit is so 1970s reminiscent and so modern at the same time. Dries Van Noten is shaking. Alessandro Michele is shaking. Viktor & Rolf are shaking. I AM SHAKING.
Rating: 15/10, the perfect outfit.
Sorbet & Gelato: They’re just dressed like normal dudes and, in JJBA, that’s the biggest fashion statement of them all.
some of y’all are like “i’m gay i’m gonna commit crimes & do arson uwu” but can’t even ask the cashier for extra ketchup coz u have anxiety so what’s the truth 😕
arson doesnt require u to talk to people so WHAT is ur point op
